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"Graduation achieved. Stop.
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"I arrive at Rome airport at 9 am. Stop.
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"John White."
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João Broncas is coming!
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MARIO GASPERONI AND FAMILY
WHOLESALE MEATS
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5 years ago
I don't see my João Broncas.
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- Did you have to go to Africa?
- He could only graduate there.
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If the coconuts ripen,
he must have matured too.
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In single file, let's go!
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JOÃO BRONCAS
THE BOX DOCTOR
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INTERNATIONAL ARRIVALS
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Achievement
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Sorry, there was shit, five years ago
I only eat bananas.
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- It's there!
- My son!
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- Quiet there! Quiet or I shoot!
- Who is it?
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- Who do you think I am?
- What costume is that?
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- From the Fall of the Roman Empire.
- You are a terrorist.
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What do you say? It wasn't me
that made him fall. It was the director.
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- I represented. At Cinecittà.
- What are you doing here?
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My nephew arrives from Addis Ababa.
I couldn't change my clothes.
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- Well, you can leave.
- Thanks.
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- It takes too long.
- Yes.
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It was about time.
Didn't you change your clothes?
24
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- And João Brancas?
- I don't know, we arrived half an hour ago.
25
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- Has it arrived yet?
- Yes, but...
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Maybe he was kidnapped.
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- Kidnapped?
- I sense it.
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Don't talk nonsense.
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- Is it wet?
- No, she was kidnapped!
30
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I hadn't landed... And what the hell?
do we do here if you didn't land?
31
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Calm down, mom.
It's definitely coming.
32
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I already know where it is!
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BATHROOM
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- João Broncas, my dear!
- Daddy, mommy!
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- Do you have the diploma?
- Yes, the diploma...
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He was here.
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- Come in.
- Daddy, what is this?
38
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- A piece of paper.
- Wiped his ass with him...
39
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No, it can't be.
40
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He was here himself.
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One moment.
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Here it is!
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My beautiful son!
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We're here.
I have a surprise.
45
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A new house.
All for you.
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- Come on, come on.
- Come in, let's go.
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Take possession of your kingdom!
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Now that you've finally licensed yourself
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no one will call you again
João Broncas. Why?
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Why did you become an adult? No!
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Because now you are
Dr. Alvaro Gasperoni.
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And if in Italy graduates
They don't have work, you will!
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Your daddy already took care of everything,
do you know?
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Fortunately.
55
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While you studied
around the world,
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I've been cultivating...
57
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What did you say?
What's ending?
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I wish.
It has just started.
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Did you understand?
It was expensive and difficult, but you did it.
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You studied in Rome,
in Frosinone,
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in Catanzaro,
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in Canigatti, and the graduation
in medicine in Addis Ababa.
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- It couldn't be better.
- Always away from me.
64
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Let's toast to the only licensee
from the Gasperoni family,
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famous for its wholesale meats.
66
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Damn these copies...
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Come on, tell us something!
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- See how a doctor talks.
- Silence! Silence!
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Let him speak. He speaks.
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- Bravo!
- Bravo!
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- What was that noise?
- A fart from the elevator.
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This hospital is yours.
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The best of Rome.
But he couldn't do it.
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- Come on, trust yourself.
- Yes, mom.
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- Remember who you are.
- Who am I?
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- Alvaro Gasperoni.
- Yes.
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- Here's a snack.
- Sausage? Is it dad's?
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- Yes, the one you like.
- And you too.
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- Alvaro, get here.
- Yes.
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John, don't look back.
81
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- Don't go to war.
- Yes, but go to the hospital.
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Goodbye!
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Look at him, what a man.
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They were afraid
that didn't hit me the first time?
85
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- First and last name.
- Umberto Durante.
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- Do you want the position of assistant?
- Yes.
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References.
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It's all here.
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CONGRESS OF DEPUTIES
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Then we contact you.
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- First and last name.
- Mario Zecca.
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References.
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Here it is.
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GOVERNMENT PRESIDENCY
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Then we contacted him, without a doubt.
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VATICAN CITY
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We'll contact you later, for sure.
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MOTHER HOLY MOTHER
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You can rest assured.
We'll contact you later, for sure.
100
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MASONIC ORDER P2
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- What did you say it's called?
- What did I do?
102
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- Nothing, I didn't understand your name.
- Alvaro Gasperoni.
103
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It's an honor that you want
enter our hospital.
104
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To enter? But I'm fine.
105
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A good doctor must always have
sense of humor.
106
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Yes, I am like that.
107
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I will entrust it to Professor Tambroni,
one of the best.
108
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Are you going to operate on me?
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How nice. Goodbye.
The suitcase.
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- Are you offering me?
- It's yours.
111
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And truth. Thanks. Goodbye.
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Alvaro Gasperoni,
the new vice. Please.
113
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- Erdedo, first deputy.
- Pleasure to meet you.
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- Graziani, senior assistant.
- Nice to meet you, what's that?
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Ragusa, vice veteran.
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- Sister Celestina, supervisor.
- Praise be to God.
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- Always, brother.
- Paolo, head of the paramedical staff.
118
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- Aren't you paranoid?
- Doctor Gasperoni.
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Let's see, doctor, so...
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He took leave in Addis Ababa.
121
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- Do you notice?
- It's on your resume.
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In the ass... what?
123
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- On your resume, this.
- Ah, the pedigree.
124
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In the third world they have
Very hungry for science, right?
125
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No, they're hungry and that's it.
126
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That's how the world goes.
Let's start the visits.
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- Please.
- First.
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- I don't like him.
- It seems stupid.
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- Pretend.
- We are all children of God.
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He's definitely a son of a bitch.
131
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What's going on?
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Good morning, teacher.
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- Sister, you too?
- Goodbye.
134
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,721
Do you want war?
Then, they will have it.
135
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Charge!
136
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,282
Where are the brakes?
137
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Help. What a smell.
138
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:54,442
It's a good hospital. If a doctor
It's not good, they throw it in the trash.
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- Come here.
- Who?
140
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,762
- Good morning, teacher.
- Good morning.
141
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- I'll take the suitcase for you.
- Thank you, Dr. Gasperoni.
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Not all young people
They forgot their manners.
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- Today we operate 121.
- Whatever you want.
144
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,730
- Gasperoni, the suitcase.
- Here it is.
145
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:18,845
- He's injured.
- It's just a scratch.
146
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Disinfect it, a scratch
can be dangerous.
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After. I don't want to steal time
valuable to patients.
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- Very good.
- Thanks.
149
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,409
Appreciate it very much
his sense of duty.
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- This one is going to screw us all up.
- We have to get him away.
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- Get him out of the way.
- Finish him off.
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I'm the biggest.
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- Gasperoni.
- Who is it?
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- Are there visitors?
- An 82 enema.
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- What do I have to do with this?
- Orders from Dr. Erdedo.
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That's what it's for
who care for nurses.
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It has to be you.
The nurses are on strike.
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They are on strike,
and this Dr. Erdedo?
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00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,927
I'd put him up his ass. "Erdedo"...
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00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,849
Where the hell do you have your veins?
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00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,366
Damn.
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00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:23,411
- That doesn't even fit into the Ie¡ of the bullet.
- Ask the nurse.
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00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,682
Shut up, he's always angry.
164
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,684
- Where do you put that?
- Up the ass.
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00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,161
See? He got angry.
166
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:38,483
Anemia. Swollen liver.
167
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:43,048
Prostatitis and diabetes mellitus.
168
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,806
Wouldn't it be better
do some exams?
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In the eyes can
see all diseases.
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00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:53,003
All this in a glass eye?
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00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,482
Okay, you tell me later.
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00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,806
Told you to bring
a stretcher for the 22nd.
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00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:03,562
- How will I find a monkey?
- It's your problem. Disappears.
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00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:12,366
I didn't find the monkey.
Could it be a cat?
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00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:18,120
No, not the cat.
My tomatoes.
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00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:22,202
Don't complain. To me,
forced me to piss in a bottle.
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00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,526
- Change sheets?
- Here.
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00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:28,846
Of course.
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00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,644
- Get up.
- I have plaster.
180
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,771
- I have to make the bed.
- It's your problem.
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Very good.
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- Sorry.
- Let's go.
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It's done.
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00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:52,006
The top one is already there.
And now?
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00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,640
- Now it's the bottom one.
- Yes.
186
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,406
- Can you get up for a moment?
- I am unable.
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- Quite?
- No.
188
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,562
Well, I'll try.
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00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,527
Let's start here.
Total...
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00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:12,210
- Lift your ass... your buttocks.
- Are you groping me?
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00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:14,721
- Let's go.
- Leave my ass alone.
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00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,848
What a mania.
193
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:20,362
I'll do like the illusionists.
You will see how good it is.
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00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:25,531
One, two, et voílá.
195
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,766
- Don't touch me.
- Do you have springs?
196
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:33,522
- It's touching my tail.
- I'll get the second one.
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00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,245
One, two.
198
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,889
You'll see.
199
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,963
But don't touch my tail.
200
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:44,569
- And three.
- He's touching my butt.
201
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,603
You call that gibberish?
202
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,407
If you fart into a bag
of confetti, it's Carnival for a year.
203
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,364
- Doctor, they will start with 39.
- Me?
204
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:59,321
- No, 39.
- Dr. Erdedo again, right?
205
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,207
- Here.
- Me, son?
206
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:06,286
No, to Dr. Erdedo, sorry.
207
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:13,161
- Tell the nurse.
- Sorry, you're on vacation.
208
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,246
Of course...
209
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:22,526
- Do you have a good hand?
- I have two. This is the other.
210
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,167
No, do you have a light hand?
211
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:30,650
- Kilo and a half without bone.
- Let's speak clearly, doctor.
212
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,809
You can't touch my ass.
213
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:38,528
- Of course not, screw yourself.
- No jokes. Tell me.
214
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,120
- Is there any way to chop?
- I'm the best.
215
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:44,688
- How many injections did you give today?
- Today, let's see... None.
216
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,366
- Yesterday?
- More of the same.
217
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,885
In the last week?
218
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,289
You are a patient
or is it mine to confess?
219
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,006
Let's go. Let us pray...
Let's end this now.
220
00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:01,041
- Well, be quick.
- It won't take long at all.
221
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,611
One, two...
222
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,808
I didn't even touch it.
223
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:11,605
- How do you give the injections?
- What do I have to do?
224
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,883
- You have to beat me up.
- A spanking. Take it.
225
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:22,489
Damn. Very good, doctor.
I don't even know.
226
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,410
Of course.
227
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:32,646
- Gasperoni, the 25th for the ICU.
- I'm going now.
228
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,082
This way, that way.
It's better around here.
229
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,123
- Gasperoni.
- What it was?
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00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,004
The 32, quickly.
231
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,765
- Yes.
- Where are you going?
232
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,882
- Gasperoni.
- Your orders.
233
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,123
- Flying to 64.
- Here I go flying.
234
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,289
Stop me.
235
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:56,801
Dr. Gasperoni, are you practicing?
236
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:00,443
Practicing, yes.
But the tomatoes are like this.
237
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,571
How funny.
238
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:07,244
Do they hit you? Do they kill you?
239
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,570
Retaliate.
240
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,647
The strong trample on the weak.
241
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,724
Be strong. Who hits first
knock twice.
242
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:22,091
In the world there are those who beat
and those who receive.
243
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,971
- Don't be shy, hit hard.
- Right.
244
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,881
Without hitting, your father
There was still only one butcher shop.
245
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:33,887
- And I'm 20. Do you know why?
- I don't know...
246
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,607
- Because I hit it hard.
- You have to hit hard.
247
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,002
- Yes, mommy.
- What do you have to do?
248
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:42,765
Hit hard.
249
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,127
Not me!
250
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:03,961
Get out.
251
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,406
- Whose is this?
- My.
252
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,529
- From who?
- My.
253
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,287
- Come to an agreement.
- It's mine.
254
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,480
- Do you already have a diagnosis?
- Yes. History.
255
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,449
- Here it is.
- Let's go.
256
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:21,964
Yes. Eutrophy and enlargement
of polynuclear leukocytes.
257
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,003
- Do the analyzes confirm it?
- Yes.
258
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:29,087
- Treatment?
- Albumin in serum and suppositories.
259
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:33,888
- On Saturday we will discharge you.
- Albumin, suppositories,
260
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,163
We'll discharge you now.
- Right, professor.
261
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,045
- Right, professor.
- What did I say?
262
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,328
- Where is it from here?
- Sister.
263
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,322
- Nobody knows anything?
- Me, teacher.
264
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,883
- Yes? Say.
- He left last night.
265
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,764
- Were you discharged?
- No, he died.
266
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:57,920
- Now what do you say?
- And then? Where are you going?
267
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:03,681
Doctor. It is necessary
notify at this time.
268
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:07,010
Beds are needed here.
269
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,845
My ear, professor.
270
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,767
- Get out, it's mine.
- My.
271
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:44,531
Madam, it's Ragusa,
I have a bed for your husband.
272
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:49,808
Don't forget the check.
Don't delay.
273
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:55,681
- Today for me, tomorrow for you.
- And me, when?
274
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,090
- Gasperoni.
- He left.
275
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:05,683
- The bathrooms need to be cleaned.
- No, not the private ones!
276
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,882
No, not the private ones!
277
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,089
- Not the private ones!
- Where is the Gasperoni?
278
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,207
I don't know where you are...
Mommy!
279
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,128
Gasperoni. Where are you?
280
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,128
Soul of purgatory.
281
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,562
I really like you.
But let me go.
282
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,007
What do you do? Are you following me?
283
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,401
If you let me go,
I pray for you.
284
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:04,169
Okay, last offer:
30 masses and 30 candles.
285
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,291
But let me go. Are you well?
286
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,525
Who shuts up COHSSHÍS.
287
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,121
Go to the damn thing...
Sorry, I was about to leave.
288
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,249
- This way, follow me.
- My God, they come here.
289
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,242
We are quieter here.
290
00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,050
Empty this table.
291
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,361
- Shall we start?
- We begin.
292
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,490
Let's see...
293
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:44,290
Very good, Dr. Erdedo.
Ten hospitalizations in one week.
294
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,809
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
295
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:53,011
But don't rest on your laurels.
The more hospitalizations, the better.
296
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,929
- Of course, professor.
- Very good.
297
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,366
What was that?
298
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,571
- Graziani?
- Ten, too.
299
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:11,891
I'm happy that there is competition.
300
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,767
- Ragusa?
- Me, fifteen.
301
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,967
Fifteen. You don't waste time.
302
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:25,491
- He's going to steal Erdedo's place.
- It won't be easy.
303
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,161
Everyone can have more hospitalizations.
304
00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,045
- And become the first deputy?
- Of course.
305
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,926
Power is what counts
306
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,647
and is measured by the number of patients.
307
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:45,244
Very good. 500,000 per bed
308
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:49,684
plus 15% for you,
there are two million...
309
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,203
- 625,000.
- Exactly.
310
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,602
- Do we pay bills?
- What a hurry, doctor.
311
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:02,050
- It's better on Sunday at my house.
- Deal.
312
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,044
We can go.
313
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,768
The power of a doctor
314
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,089
measured by number
of your patients.
315
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,486
Is it like that?
316
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,326
Whose is this?
317
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:53,884
- Diagnosis?
- Yes. History.
318
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,923
- Progressive deforming arthritis.
- Yes?
319
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,610
- Allow me. Got cold?
- No.
320
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,969
- Do your bones hurt when breathing?
- Yes.
321
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,282
- Did you get hit?
- No.
322
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,171
- Does it hurt here and when you move your eyes?
- Yes.
323
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,562
- Does it hurt here and here?
- No.
324
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,124
- And here and under the tongue?
- Yes.
325
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,690
- Here.
- Bravo, Gasperoni. It's yours.
326
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,211
Yes, thank you.
327
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:29,605
Thank you, aunt.
328
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,209
- Whose is this?
- Mine, professor.
329
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,763
- And this one?
- It's mine too.
330
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,281
- Very good.
- Yes, I'm the grandmother.
331
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,370
Yes, of course, it's a grandmother.
332
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,531
Shut up!
333
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,922
At her age, they are all grandmothers.
334
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:58,931
'Cause I have a friend
who would do everything
335
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,804
for a month of free food.
336
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,003
I don't hear you, uncle. Wait.
Tell me.
337
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:09,481
My friend has a bishop's costume.
Send it to you?
338
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,967
Yes. A bishop, send him to me.
339
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,406
It's for now.
340
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,404
No, tomorrow.
I'll get you a bed.
341
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,881
- Who was it, Gasperoni?
- The Vatican.
342
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,322
What do they want from you?
343
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:27,769
Nothing that takes care of a bishop.
344
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,164
It arrives tomorrow.
345
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,050
- Then?
- Big head, everything is taken care of.
346
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:50,970
Great. Fifteen days of rest.
I'm going there right away.
347
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:56,291
- No. Tomorrow. And with that fact.
- Yes.
348
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,721
- Get to work.
- I'm coming.
349
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,444
- Big head, you're done.
- Fortunately.
350
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:12,128
Do you remember the two beans
What will he give you for dinner?
351
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,923
Two beans, just two beans.
352
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,804
How angry you were.
353
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,922
- Do you remember that night?
- Madam.
354
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,843
- I'm done.
- What's your name?
355
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,291
Cecioni Renato.
356
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:41,049
- Cecioni? You're under arrest.
- Why?
357
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:45,768
Big head, you know why.
And the judge too.
358
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:50,569
The Coratela!
That snitch son of a bitch.
359
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,525
Let me receive. I worked.
360
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:58,563
Dr Gasperoni.
The bishop arrived at the hospital.
361
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,921
Are you already here?
I told him it was tomorrow.
362
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,849
- Where do I put it?
- No2and
363
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,411
I'm sorry.
364
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,843
I've been messing with you...
365
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,167
- This one is screwing us.
- You're screwing us.
366
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,169
He's already left us.
367
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,847
If you need me,
call, Eminence.
368
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,611
Thanks, son.
369
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,731
- How skinny.
- I feel bad.
370
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,569
You don't even look like a bishop.
371
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,570
Wasn't there another one that was fatter?
372
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,604
Yes, Monsignor Monti,
but he is not sick.
373
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:49,846
- You have pulmonary emphysema.
- No, son, I have an ulcer.
374
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:56,082
I'm the one who knows.
Difficulty breathing, coughing and...
375
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,170
- And?
- And pain in the myocardium.
376
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,726
I just have a burning stomach.
377
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,128
No. That's another thing.
378
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:09,968
- But I have burning sensations.
- Let them not burn anymore.
379
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,526
Well, I hope so.
380
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:19,090
Another thing. Careful.
There's a nun here.
381
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,921
- Very good.
- Don't even think.
382
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:26,647
- It's neither new nor beautiful.
- It doesn't matter to the Lord.
383
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,531
May the Lord do what he wants,
you do what I say. Understood?
384
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,290
Of course, doctor.
385
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,650
- Do you smoke, do you drink?
- No.
386
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,047
So don't say blasphemies
and that's it.
387
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,322
- Damn. Good morning, sister.
- Good morning.
388
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:43,730
- Your Eminence, the Vatican.
- Very good.
389
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,206
The Vatican!
390
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,566
- Here it is.
- Thank you, sister.
391
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,687
- Sorry.
- Yes, sorry, sister.
392
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,447
Tell the Vatican not to call.
393
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,330
He is well.
394
00:30:58,680 --> 00:30:59,886
I am?
395
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,930
Of course, of course. Give it here.
396
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:17,326
- I speak to the Vatican.
- Your Holiness, I will pass the doctor on to you.
397
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,284
- Doctor.
- Yes. Holiness.
398
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:26,121
It's Alvaro, his nephew.
Okay, take it easy.
399
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:28,323
Aren't you my uncle?
Who are you?
400
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:34,211
The priest of what?
From the Church! The general?
401
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,770
Damn.
402
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,891
- We are united. We are united.
- Then be.
403
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:47,290
I know, Alvaro.
Uncle Nando is like that.
404
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:53,404
He will send you four companions
Seriously, it's not a lie.
405
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,760
Combined?
406
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,528
Five more patients will arrive
from María at the grocery store.
407
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,041
- Holy shit.
- Four of the fannaceutical
408
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,206
and spoke to the signal policeman.
409
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,281
Will send you
all those injured in accidents.
410
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,243
- Happy?
- That's good.
411
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:17,442
And the butcher
from our branch number 7.
412
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:22,130
- I just have the flu.
- You go to the hospital.
413
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:26,047
- Did you hear him?
- Let come now. There is a vacant bed.
414
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:29,204
- If I go out I'll catch pneumonia.
- Even better.
415
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,961
Stays hospitalized longer.
416
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,849
Hurry up or I'll fire you.
417
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,400
- Listen.
- Say it.
418
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,366
- When are you going to hospital?
- I?
419
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,129
Are you crazy?
420
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,928
I take care of the logistics, I organize.
421
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,329
Another thing.
422
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,406
- They come from Bari.
- Do they come from Bari?
423
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:07,487
What an invention, the car!
Previously in Bari, now in Rome.
424
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,690
- All roads lead to Rome.
- Rome is fabulous.
425
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,485
I always said,
Rome is beautiful.
426
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,970
It has everything: the Colosseum, the caves...
427
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,331
- I want to go to Venice.
- Now let's go to Rome.
428
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,844
There we will consummate the marriage.
Get here.
429
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:32,523
Quiet, there are people!
Soon if you'll see.
430
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,963
All he can say is "you'll see soon"
since Christmas.
431
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,721
In Trani, you told me the same.
In Foggia always the same thing.
432
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,805
- And I didn't eat anything.
- Let's eat. Cakes and chocolate.
433
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,803
- No. What are you saying?
- I am hungry.
434
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:51,211
- I want to eat you.
- Quiet, drive.
435
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,164
- There's the Pope.
- What?
436
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,011
Yes, always at the window.
437
00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:01,570
Ah, Rome. You will meet Uncle Mario.
It's full of paper.
438
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:04,650
You have a lot of money.
He's definitely very rich.
439
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,321
Knows everyone.
Police, guards.
440
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:12,963
Uncle Mario gave us nothing
at our wedding.
441
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,969
- Nothing.
- What? Isn't this a gift?
442
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:23,007
The best gift they can give us.
They will welcome us into their home.
443
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:28,923
It's full of money.
You'll see.
444
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:34,287
- I want to go to Venice.
- Violinists while drinking coffee.
445
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:39,441
Employees, the carpets,
the children...
446
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:44,080
Throw money through your ears.
447
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:47,363
- Yes, but I want to go to Venice.
- Of course...
448
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,490
Don't let me down.
They may be offended.
449
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:55,845
If they realize you want to go to Venice,
They think you don't like them.
450
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,681
- I want to go to Venice.
- So as to!
451
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,889
- Nicolino.
- Now behave well.
452
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:29,323
- And see how you walk.
- How do I have to walk?
453
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,651
How do you have to walk?
In Roman, we are in Rome.
454
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,963
Don't even think
in walking like in Bari.
455
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,044
- Is this Uncle Mario's house?
- The house?
456
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,841
This is a hotel.
457
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:48,160
- The most beautiful in Rome.
- Rome is Rome.
458
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:53,003
If you didn't know it's a hotel
I thought it was a hospital.
459
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:57,529
A hospital? Let's go.
460
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:03,961
- Come in. They're all here.
- Uncle Mario, how long!
461
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,731
- Aunt Angelina!
- How you grew up.
462
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,490
Aunt Teresa.
463
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:14,171
Aunt Pina, how beautiful!
464
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,201
- How skinny!
- Of course, you eat for both.
465
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,607
- We've already greeted each other.
- And truth.
466
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:26,082
- Why aren't they at your house?
- We didn't fit and we came en masse.
467
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,331
We are remodeling it.
It needs to be expanded.
468
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,601
- Grandma.
- Grandmother!
469
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,731
How you grew up.
Give me a kiss.
470
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:40,483
- Uncle Nando. How long has it been.
- All good?
471
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,689
- Who is it?
- He already told you.
472
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:47,362
I am Nicola, son of Tommaso,
your son. Bari's.
473
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:57,362
I'm Nicolino, your son's son.
Nicola.
474
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:02,282
- I don't have children with that name.
- How cute. You're kidding.
475
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,568
No, you're deaf.
From both ears.
476
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,403
Let's go with dad.
477
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:13,248
- Where did we sleep tonight?
- Don't worry.
478
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,210
I've already prepared a room.
How long will they stay?
479
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,283
We're on our honeymoon.
480
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,484
- Did you get married?
- You didn't know?
481
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,046
We did Bari, Santo Spirito,
Giovinazzo, Rome.
482
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,330
- I want to go to Venice.
- Of course, sorry.
483
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,171
- This is my wife, Luigina.
- I really like it.
484
00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:35,964
- I want to go to Venice.
- Stay in Rome for a few days.
485
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,961
Then they go to Venice.
They are my guests. This is beautiful.
486
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,771
- No, uncle, she...
- I want to go to Venice.
487
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,891
If you don't accept my invitation,
I will be offended.
488
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,649
- I want to go to Venice.
- Excuse me for a moment.
489
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,411
Come on, baby, I'll tell you
a beautiful thing to the ear.
490
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,848
- What does he say?
- Sounds good.
491
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,130
I want to go to Venice.
492
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,202
Convinced her.
We stayed, but only for two days.
493
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,403
Don't be shy.
They can stay for a month.
494
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,326
There are many beds.
Right, Alvaro?
495
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,568
Of course, there are beds for an army.
496
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:27,529
- Why do they take us like this?
- Shut up. And so we don't get tired.
497
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:33,085
- Why do they separate us?
- We cannot consummate.
498
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:38,003
I don't want to be alone.
I am scared. Walk with me.
499
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:43,041
Now yes. You'll see.
They will take you to Venice.
500
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,486
- Nicolino, my God!
- Goodbye. Good luck. Write to me.
501
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:54,881
Get here. You'll see.
502
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,286
This is the Gruyére Palace.
503
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,883
- Why?
- Because it's full of holes.
504
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,891
And if there are Swiss among you,
you know very well.
505
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,048
What about the statues?
506
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:14,730
These are the shepherds
who made the cheese.
507
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,570
And those horses?
508
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:22,210
They are mares.
They made cheese with their milk.
509
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,809
Now a surprise.
The last hole.
510
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,003
It can't be seen from here.
And I need to go back there.
511
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:32,208
Let's go, like this, to back.
512
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:39,165
One, two, three...
And the tenth? It's here.
513
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,685
Did you like the surprise?
514
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,560
Uncle, it's Pippetto.
515
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:48,645
Send an ambulance. There are 10.
516
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,766
- How many?
- 10, you owe me 10,000.
517
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:55,003
Damn, I'm missing one.
518
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:59,405
Well, I can go too.
519
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:05,166
11 more, total 93 hospitalized,
all mine.
520
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:11,203
Since the value of a doctor depends
the number of your patients!
521
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,882
Who is the first deputy?
522
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,886
523
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,320
Winner.
524
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:54,447
- It smells so good.
- What? Without doing anything?
525
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,120
There is a lot of work,
and you making coffee.
526
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,809
It is necessary to remove
a blood sample to 212.
527
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,361
Here, let's go, outside.
528
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:09,046
Where was the head?
Drinking coffee.
529
00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:11,131
What things.
530
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,446
Great. From now on
you prepare the coffee.
531
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,363
What a mermaid!
532
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,363
What a beautiful face.
Her face tells me something.
533
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,084
Mommy, what a sun.
534
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,604
Where are you going? Don't go.
Go on, show me something.
535
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,047
Let's go, like this.
536
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,611
So, very good.
537
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,246
- Do you need anything, doctor?
- Blood sample, 212.
538
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,007
- It's for now.
- Disappear.
539
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,925
Go on, go, hurry up.
540
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:00,044
Show me your breasts.
541
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,970
- 24 has diarrhea, what do I do?
- Blood sample, 212.
542
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,685
- A blood sample?
- Outside.
543
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,088
Take off your panties, take off everything.
544
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,082
Where are you going?
Will you leave me halfway?
545
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,244
I recognize this face.
546
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:26,681
- Do you need anything, doctor?
- Again? Blood sample, 212!
547
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,411
- Don't get angry. I'm going now.
- Go quickly.
548
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,884
Now.
549
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,889
There they are. Both.
550
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,451
- Listen, Gasperoni...
- It doesn't bother me.
551
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,608
Blood sample, 212.
552
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,206
The best of the collection.
553
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:53,442
So, very well, yes, yes.
554
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,763
No no.
555
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,283
- No, damn it!
- Can I?
556
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,568
- What is happening?
- The doctor...?
557
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,205
Yes, Gasperoni,
what's going on?
558
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,244
- I feel bad, really.
- What do I have to do with this?
559
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:09,648
- What symptoms do you have?
- I don't accuse anyone.
560
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,411
- I just want them to admit me.
- Who sent you?
561
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,370
Everyone sends me, doctor.
562
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:19,560
- Did you bring the bed?
- They didn't tell me anything like that.
563
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,330
- They must have sent you.
- Yes.
564
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,482
- Who?
- Social Security.
565
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,848
I already understand.
Come back with a bed. Let's go.
566
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,931
But what...
567
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,207
What's going on? The 212!
The blood sample!
568
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,164
I had forgotten.
The syringe.
569
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,561
- I am going! The 212?
- It's there.
570
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:45,410
I'll take the sample from you.
571
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,644
Were you worried?
572
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,488
You'll see.
573
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,966
Water?
574
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,406
And the blood?
575
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,968
It's over.
576
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:17,721
- Boy, are you looking for someone?
- No. Is this maternity?
577
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:22,721
- Yes. Is your mother here?
- No. I want to document myself.
578
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,803
- Document you?
- Yes.
579
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,445
You didn't understand.
580
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:30,406
Here come the women
who are going to have a child.
581
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,285
Then. I want to know
how babies are born.
582
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,321
- Do you want to know how...?
- Yes.
583
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,206
Come, I'll show you.
584
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:42,881
Look, these were just born.
585
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,049
And how were they born?
586
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:51,484
- That one was born under a cabbage tree.
- From a cabbage?
587
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,606
- And that one?
- It was brought by a stork.
588
00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:00,402
- And that one?
- It was bought at the market.
589
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,803
Damn, in this hospital
no fucking.
590
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:08,688
I make the pancakes.
Come, let's go to your mother.
591
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,171
You and I?
592
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,650
- Now, down there? Yes.
- You like me, you like me!
593
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:36,880
Like me!
594
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,442
Where do you go?
This way.
595
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,929
There's a traffic light missing here.
596
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,328
Like me! I'm already going!
597
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,931
I'm already going!
598
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,680
High!
599
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,126
It's so ugly.
600
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,567
Damn, how high.
601
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:20,641
- Here's my bed, doctor.
- Very good.
602
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:26,321
- The sheets?
- Doesn't the Box provide sheets?
603
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,526
The Box gives nothing.
604
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:32,446
I don't believe it.
605
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,690
No?
606
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:40,245
Go buy them in a store
and say that Caixa will pay.
607
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,210
- Soon you will see what happens to you.
- But this is not a store.
608
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,049
- And what is it?
- Tell me sir.
609
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:47,971
- It's a hospital, don't you see?
- Doctor.
610
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,521
At 24, there is a man
who wants to commit suicide.
611
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,927
- What do I have to do with this?
- But you're a doctor.
612
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,530
- And truth.
- And what do I do?
613
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,688
Come back with the sheets.
614
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,643
Don't do this, are you crazy?
615
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,565
- Don't worry, you won't jump.
- Who is it?
616
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,290
- Good morning. He is sure?
- Yes.
617
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,286
Pretends to commit suicide
at least once a day.
618
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:23,604
- Do I pretend? You'll see.
- Quiet, don't do that.
619
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,088
- I want to commit suicide, yes.
- No.
620
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,768
I'm the first vice.
You're going to make me look bad.
621
00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:33,961
For me, you can commit suicide,
but not here. In your house.
622
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:38,290
No, here, in front of her,
that makes me suffer.
623
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,970
I don't hear you.
624
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:41,805
- Tell him sir.
- Yes.
625
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,086
This gentleman says
that you make him suffer.
626
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,807
- Lie, tell him he's a son of a bitch.
- He's going to throw himself out the window.
627
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:52,288
- Tell him.
- You jokingly say...
628
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,765
- What?
- I can't repeat it.
629
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,848
- I want to hear it.
- He says...
630
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:59,170
- I want to hear it.
- She says you're a son of a bitch.
631
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,481
- Tell her you're a whore.
- Yes, it's for now.
632
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,764
I wouldn't say,
but this gentleman says
633
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,845
that you are one of those
who walk around in miniskirts...
634
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,169
- How? What would I be?
- With a metaphor, she's a whore.
635
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,284
And truth. Sunday Sagittarius.
636
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:19,403
And he's my husband's horned man.
637
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,647
Again. It's a joke.
Quiet or I'll remove your chair.
638
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,762
Come on, that's enough.
It must be a misunderstanding.
639
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,247
- Do you know why I'm hospitalized?
- No.
640
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:32,883
I'm hysterical. And he chased me
even here with your jealousy.
641
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:36,130
Why are you jealous?
He likes you and is faithful to you.
642
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:39,090
- I? Never.
- Yeah, that's right.
643
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:43,649
Have you taken a good look at him?
He's a coward.
644
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,411
Look at me.
645
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:51,481
I'm young, beautiful,
seductive, fascinating.
646
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,645
Desirable. It is not?
647
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,408
All men desire me.
648
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,927
- Rightly so.
- Do you want me?
649
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,689
- No.
- What a shame.
650
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,282
- Because I want it.
- Yes?
651
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,883
We could make love
right now, here.
652
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,805
You excite me a lot.
653
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,603
I'm going to play.
654
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:21,560
Are you still here? Throw yourself.
655
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:23,131
Seriously, I play.
656
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:27,967
Finally, get him out of here.
657
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,926
Did you want to hang yourself here?
658
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,610
See you later tonight.
659
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,445
- He is sure?
- Yes, I'll stay tonight.
660
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,523
Here's a cat.
661
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:47,809
We are full.
What should I do?
662
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:51,522
- You can go calmly.
- He is well.
663
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,126
Go away.
664
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,650
One, two, three, now.
665
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:05,926
Yes? Mrs. Dominga Sagittarius?
It's Dr. Gasperoni.
666
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:08,768
Yes, this afternoon.
667
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,644
Yes, that one.
668
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,362
Yes, that one.
669
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:17,925
Yes, the ugly one.
670
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,764
Yes? Are you waiting for me?
I'm going to fly.
671
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:27,965
Sunday!
672
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,840
- My God.
- Dr. Gasperoni.
673
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,247
- What's going on?
- Are you blaspheming?
674
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:42,764
No, I was saying
Oh my God...
675
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,764
HYP hip hooray!
676
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,650
- It was heaven that sent you.
- I'm busy.
677
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:58,526
Wait. I lost myself.
I want to see Luigina.
678
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,887
But I don't know
where are the women?
679
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:04,726
Downstairs, you follow the corridor
and turn left. Goodbye.
680
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:09,528
Wait. I didn't perceive.
Will you come with me?
681
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:10,886
I'm busy.
682
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:15,125
- I'm starving.
- The kitchen is closed.
683
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,683
No, this is
It's my wedding night.
684
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,690
You have a thousand nights ahead of you.
I only have one.
685
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,764
- Today it's my turn.
- And me?
686
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,166
And don't bother me.
687
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,766
I already understand. Luigina.
688
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,770
Luigina!
689
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,571
I am going. Get out of the way,
I have the plague.
690
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,568
Sunday. Sunday.
691
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,167
Damn. The suicidal husband.
692
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:47,960
What do I tell you?
693
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,447
That I'm a doctor, right?
694
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,370
- Get here, it's urgent.
- Daddy.
695
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:02,125
- Here, at night?
- Steaks open all doors.
696
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:07,491
Aunt, mother and grandmother are tired.
You can leave now.
697
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,251
- Yes, tomorrow. Goodnight.
- Why such a rush?
698
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:14,160
- Daddy, I... have...
- I know, an urgent case.
699
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:17,762
- Very urgent, I have to go. Goodbye.
- Let me see how you work.
700
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:20,884
- It's a professional secret.
- Secrets with your father?
701
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,691
No.
702
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:28,241
- Do you use the scalpel?
- Call it a scalpel.
703
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,080
I made you wait,
but I'm already here.
704
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:37,844
I'm all yours, here you have me.
705
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:39,486
Give it here.
706
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,086
My God, who is this?
707
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,685
Sorry, I thought
which was Dominga.
708
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,963
Young, to begin with
today is Thursday.
709
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,845
And who told you that I on Sunday
Do I let them feel my ass?
710
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,521
Who put this woman in bed?
from Mrs. Sagittarius?
711
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,081
Me. I wanted a single room.
712
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:03,604
- And Mrs. Sagittarius?
- He left five minutes ago.
713
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,721
- Daughter of a big whore.
- Then.
714
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:09,927
It was with Capricorn, right?
715
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,806
Women.
716
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:45,283
Abandoned in the night
wedding, more alone than ever.
717
00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:49,564
What will my friends say
when will you return to Bari?
718
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:51,651
What will they say?
719
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,930
- Luigina.
- Am I dreaming?
720
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:58,202
- Luigina.
- It's Nicolino's voice.
721
00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,930
- Wake up.
- Where are you?
722
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,769
- Here.
- Where?
723
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,809
- Here.
- Where?
724
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,440
- Here, come here.
- Nicolino.
725
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,962
- Are you crazy?
- Yes.
726
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,605
- You can see us.
- I don't care.
727
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,603
- I came to consummate.
- What?
728
00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:17,042
What? You know.
729
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:19,607
It's obvious that you're hot.
730
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:24,011
Nicolino. I'm blushing.
731
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,491
Are you...
732
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,843
This is our...
This is the first...
733
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,368
- What are you saying?
- Let me hug you.
734
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,449
What are you doing?
735
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,726
- I have no experience in these things.
- How?
736
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,082
I tell you what you have to do.
Everything, you have to do everything.
737
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,202
- No, not here.
- Yes, here it is.
738
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:45,249
- No, not here.
- No, here it is.
739
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,408
- No, not here.
- So where?
740
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,841
- In Venice.
- Venice?
741
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,091
Will it be possible?
Now that I've come...
742
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,367
- Venice, no.
- Why not?
743
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:28,486
Let's consume here.
Go. Let's do something.
744
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,250
- What do we do?
- We do anything.
745
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,449
- Nicolino, what?
- Didn't your mother tell you anything?
746
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:36,206
- No.
- Nothing. Your father?
747
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,051
Your sister,
your grandmother, who always...?
748
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:43,967
No. The neighbor across the street?
The one in the butcher shop downstairs?
749
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:48,161
Never anyone in the family?
Anyway, no one?
750
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,090
Nor the yard man?
The front one? The top one?
751
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,043
Nobody told you anything.
752
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:56,846
Nobody knows what to do
on your wedding night?
753
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:58,928
- We have sex.
- Did you hear?
754
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,530
My God. My God...
755
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:09,325
Here, in Rome,
Do you have sex in front of everyone?
756
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:10,811
Yes.
757
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,480
No.
758
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:14,006
No.
759
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:18,730
No, no.
Don't tell me that.
760
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,962
How much...
761
00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:24,085
Let's go to Venice.
762
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:28,124
Here I come, redhead.
763
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,048
Again? Who is it?
764
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,961
If I find out, I bring tambourines.
765
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:41,406
Farts.
766
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,724
- Can I?
- Come in.
767
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:48,122
Teacher, can we discharge
to these patients.
768
00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,364
- Why?
- They've already recovered.
769
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,924
Yes, I say.
770
00:56:56,120 --> 00:57:01,570
Tomorrow I will do an intervention
of 20 million.
771
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,450
- And then?
- 20 million.
772
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:10,004
Therefore, operate on him in my clinic.
If not, it was still here.
773
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,362
- Do you understand?
- And then?
774
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:18,162
Do you know how much we get
of the State for each patient?
775
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,365
140,000 Iiras per day.
776
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:26,730
- And then?
- They haven't recovered yet.
777
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:30,960
A year of treatment, and nothing.
778
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:34,044
- And the stork?
- It hasn't been seen yet.
779
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,400
My daughter too.
780
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:39,804
She has been undergoing treatment for two years
and we know nothing about the stork.
781
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,448
I have been for three years
taking the new treatment,
782
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,166
and the stork doesn't arrive.
783
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,964
Have already tried
change birds?
784
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,283
I spoke to Alvaro.
Nobody leaves here.
785
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:54,521
Right.
786
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:57,086
We have to help him.
Another little push.
787
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,965
- You are right.
- I'm tired. I want to leave.
788
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,764
Why?
789
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:05,481
Here you are fine. Eat,
you drink, you sleep, you have everything.
790
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,046
- What more do you want?
- I want the gardener.
791
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,688
- The gardener?
- Yes.
792
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:16,122
- Do you and the gardener play...?
- And then?
793
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:21,121
- How long has it been?
- Your country was still alive.
794
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:26,762
- And dad didn't say anything?
- No. He didn't know how to play cards.
795
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,601
Let's go...
796
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,411
Mario,
Why don't you go in too?
797
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,801
- I feel good.
- Us too.
798
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:38,242
- I feel better.
- Uncle Mario, shall we go?
799
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,400
Nobody leaves here.
800
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,488
Don't be angry,
I was just asking.
801
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:44,801
Well, I already answered you.
802
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:51,968
Redhead, don't cry. I stay.
803
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,486
Beautiful thing from daddy.
804
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,130
Do you think that inspector
Are you coming here to stick your nose in?
805
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:00,007
Do you think so?
806
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,602
Yes of course. It's better to have a change of scenery.
807
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,731
Yes yes. I have some conferences.
808
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,561
Yes, I'll call you later.
809
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:16,441
Thank you very much. Goodbye.
810
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,010
Sister Celestina.
811
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:25,163
I brought the mattress, the chair,
the pillow and the crib.
812
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,125
- Are you going to admit me now?
- It depends.
813
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:32,365
- Did you bring the medicine?
- What a big fuck.
814
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:34,323
- Why?
- Nobody told me that.
815
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:38,530
Impossible, I always say that.
And the first thing.
816
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:43,164
Bring the medicine.
Caixa does not give them. Never.
817
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,482
What medications should I bring?
818
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,568
- It depends on what you have.
- I don't have a penny.
819
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,921
- What do you live on?
- Of deprivation.
820
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,969
- And it's not every day.
- Like this?
821
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:56,927
- The director needs you, it's urgent.
- I'm going now.
822
00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:01,364
- Doctor, what about the medicine?
- Bring whatever you want. It's indifferent.
823
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:02,561
Here, sister.
824
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,242
- Bye, sister.
- The Lord be with you.
825
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,131
No, sister. At home
We are already too many.
826
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,842
I'm going abroad for 10 or 15 days,
at most.
827
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:17,010
But I demand efficiency
as always.
828
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:20,567
That's up to you,
Dr Gasperoni.
829
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,809
Will replace me
while I'm gone.
830
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:26,406
You can go calmly,
you can count on us.
831
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:29,967
No. Gasperoni replaces me
832
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,287
and they only count on his help.
- Help!
833
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:36,883
That's right. Now I have
to leave. Ad maíora.
834
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,365
Who cries?
835
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,489
- Yes.
- Bravo.
836
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:00,841
Bravo.
837
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,288
Phenomenal.
838
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:21,963
- Can I give you a call?
- Yes, but quickly.
839
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:23,366
It doesn't take long at all. Take it.
840
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,889
Son of a bitch.
841
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,651
It's done.
842
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:48,566
Mommy!
843
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,684
Don't blame your mother,
put it in your ass.
844
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,481
Run!
845
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,930
Here are the medicines.
What do you think?
846
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,801
To get them I had to steal.
847
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:10,605
- Man, I don't see you well.
- Of course, you put it wrong.
848
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,006
- And then?
- That.
849
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:17,526
Could have stolen it too
the 500,000 Iira for internment.
850
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:21,281
- Do I need to pay?
- You didn't know?
851
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:25,531
If there was so much paper
bought a pistol.
852
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,480
Don't exaggerate,
What are you going to do with a pistol?
853
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:33,640
You're right. To put an end to Caixa
you need a Beretta.
854
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,805
Is this a new health structure?
855
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,889
- No, it's a machine gun.
- My God.
856
01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,322
But what...
857
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:43,928
- Dr. Gasperoni.
- Mommy, the terrorists.
858
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:45,805
Sister Celestina.
859
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:49,407
- They need you in 74. It's urgent.
- I'll go soon.
860
01:02:56,120 --> 01:03:00,648
- Sunday.
- And what a Domingas.
861
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,682
Shut up. This is not a party.
862
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:07,445
- Dominga, do you remember me?
- Of course.
863
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:11,923
What a joy to see you again.
So much time has passed.
864
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:15,768
Honey, I thought about you a lot.
865
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:18,963
Every day, every night.
866
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,443
Every moment of the day,
every minute of the night.
867
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,404
- Serious?
- Yes of course.
868
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:28,326
I thought about your eyes,
in your nose.
869
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:33,650
In your mouth. In your ears.
870
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,242
In your hair, so soft.
871
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:41,644
- Mirone. Get out, animal.
- In your hands, yes.
872
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,731
Your wonderful hands.
873
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,162
I remember them well, so fine,
874
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,727
so beautiful, so sweet.
875
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,924
So... sensual,
876
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:59,251
so erotic, huge.
877
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:03,845
I remember very well
as if it were yesterday.
878
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,691
We spent the night together
in the refuge.
879
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:09,611
Yes. In the refuge.
Which refuge?
880
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:12,804
You're not the ski monitor
from Curtain?
881
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:14,849
- No.
- No?
882
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,964
- He is a guitarist from Rimini.
- No.
883
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:22,727
- So, are you the postman?
- No.
884
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,163
Don't be angry.
I don't know anything about the Post Office.
885
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,883
I already know.
886
01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:32,328
You are one of the 24 in the sleeping car
of the Rome-Milan train.
887
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:33,766
No!
888
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:37,003
So when do we
Did we make love?
889
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:40,044
Us, make love? Never.
890
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:44,411
- So who are you?
- I'm the deputy director of the hospital.
891
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:47,524
- Don't you remember?
- Oh, good.
892
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:51,805
My husband wanted to commit suicide
with a butane gas cylinder.
893
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:55,284
Can I consider myself a widow?
894
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:59,089
No, not a widow. But bitch yes.
895
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:04,607
Among patients
there is a Caixa inspector.
896
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:08,681
Discover him and neutralize him.
897
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:11,810
You could cause us trouble.
898
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:13,326
Who are you?
899
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,369
The white maña.
900
01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,523
- What the fuck!
- Gasperoni.
901
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:18,721
0 what was it?
902
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,126
Nobody called you.
How dare you come in here?
903
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:27,371
- Do you like the director's office?
- Bravo, Gasperoni.
904
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,330
- What it was? Are they fixed?
- No, it's right.
905
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:34,684
- You're the deputy director, but...
- What?
906
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:38,561
- The time has come...
to operate.
907
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:41,326
- From what?
- You have to operate.
908
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,966
You are the deputy director and you have to operate.
909
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,565
Today I feel generous.
I let you operate on you.
910
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:54,328
- No, no way, Gasperoni.
- Why? Don't you operate?
911
01:05:54,560 --> 01:06:00,522
Yes, but in the professor's clinic,
and when he's not there we do it like this.
912
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:04,049
The deputy director of the hospital
and the others at the clinic.
913
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,730
Goodbye, Gasperoni.
914
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:10,569
- One moment...
- Have fun.
915
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,168
Daddy!
916
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:24,125
Calm down, you think about operating.
We deal with the inspector.
917
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:27,403
The whole family will help us. All.
918
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:32,651
- Please don't get me in trouble.
- I told you to calm down.
919
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:33,841
Yes...
920
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:37,363
I wish I could
see my son
921
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,847
cutting, opening, sewing, unstitching...
922
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:42,361
and to quarter.
- But is this a butcher shop?
923
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:48,362
Shut up. It's like yesterday
the day I took you to the slaughterhouse.
924
01:06:48,560 --> 01:06:49,686
The slaughterhouse...
925
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:54,325
- Go away or I'll cry.
- I go.
926
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:11,803
Good morning, doctor.
I'm ready, you can take off your clothes.
927
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:14,651
I'm ready too.
You'll see.
928
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,288
Am I ready?
929
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:20,682
You'll see.
930
01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:24,771
No, pants don't get in the way
under the coat.
931
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,849
- Are you new?
- Yes, doctor.
932
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,564
Of course, I hadn't seen an ass yet...
933
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:32,406
- What did you say?
- Such a round and sweet face.
934
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:40,441
- Let's put a pocket here.
- But it's not useful.
935
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:43,126
So let's delete it.
Did I erase it well?
936
01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,967
What are you doing?
Put on the gown.
937
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:49,800
Well put.
938
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:55,246
Ready?
939
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:57,486
Perfect.
940
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:01,130
- It's done.
- Yes.
941
01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:04,767
- Doctor, do you want anything else?
- I desire you. But now I can't.
942
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:12,920
Who became the patient?
You should take out his tonsils.
943
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:16,283
- What happened?
- I cut your...
944
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:20,400
- Thank you, doctor, goodbye.
- That's what happened.
945
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:23,922
It wasn't the tonsils.
Come on, hurry up.
946
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:31,251
- One more.
- Doctor!
947
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:35,011
- Where are you going? It's all open.
- The patient too.
948
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:40,369
- Nurse.
- Yes, doctor?
949
01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:43,006
Take measurements of this patient.
950
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:46,647
- I'm not dead.
- What do you know? I'm not finished yet.
951
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:49,445
He is dying and wants to be right.
How shameless.
952
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:53,444
It's done. One more.
953
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:59,050
- Listen, doctor...
- Satisfied with the operation?
954
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:03,131
Not really. I have the left foot
on the legal website.
955
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:06,927
- Details.
- Seven fingers here and two on the other.
956
01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:08,651
How demanding.
957
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:11,923
The worst thing is that when I fart
one of the arms raises.
958
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:16,685
- See?
- Yes, but think about the advantages.
959
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:21,210
Savings on deodorants
and you can wash your armpit in the bidet.
960
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:23,803
- And truth. Thank you, doctor.
- Goodbye.
961
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,491
And you are lucky. I was going to put you
eyes on tomatoes.
962
01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:33,841
How tough, my ass.
963
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,804
- Who are you?
- Rabiosque's brother.
964
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:41,244
Congratulations, I wish
ask for your sister's hand.
965
01:09:41,360 --> 01:09:44,807
Porcalhão. my sister
He doesn't jerk off anyone.
966
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:45,961
No?
967
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:48,081
Take it.
968
01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:53,170
"What?
"What?
969
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:56,250
- What of what?
- I missed you a lot.
970
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,645
Come on, fool. How did it go?
971
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:02,041
Quite well.
972
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,931
They say I'm the best scalpel
below meter and a half.
973
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,731
- Very good.
- They're going to award me the Golden Cradle.
974
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:10,248
Did they find the inspector?
975
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:14,091
- We found out.
- Fortunately.
976
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:19,320
Calm down, we are wolves,
we are not lambs.
977
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,170
- Dr. Gasperoni.
- My God, the wolf.
978
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:22,930
What do you say? It's the nun.
979
01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:26,482
Those from charity are waiting for you.
The room is full.
980
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:32,050
As deputy director,
you have to take care of them.
981
01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:33,889
- Did you see, daddy?
- Let's go.
982
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:37,890
What a son of a...
My beautiful, my little son.
983
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,406
- Good morning, doctor.
- Good morning.
984
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:42,567
Damn, so many people.
985
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:44,330
- Good morning.
- Good morning, doctor.
986
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:51,091
- Is it new?
- Yes, it's the deputy director.
987
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:52,890
I like him more than the other.
988
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:57,729
- They say I have a year to live.
- Don't worry.
989
01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:00,610
With my lawyer cousin
they only give you six months.
990
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:02,085
Did you steal something from me?
991
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:05,126
- What do you have?
- Poor vision, doctor.
992
01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,561
- Little?
- Very little.
993
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:08,886
Let's see.
994
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:11,441
Put your glasses on your knee
and go with God.
995
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:14,846
- What it was?
- I feel bad.
996
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,606
And look, I'm as strong as a bull,
I sleep like a lion.
997
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,849
Pinoco like a rabbit.
What do I have?
998
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:23,008
Ask a veterinarian.
999
01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:28,764
My son put Indian ink on me
in the cafe. What can I do?
1000
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:29,967
Let me see the tongue.
1001
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:33,807
I already know.
I'll give you a recipe. Here.
1002
01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:36,080
Sit down.
1003
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:41,280
This pen...
Show me your tongue. It's done.
1004
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:46,408
A roll of absorbent paper
after eating.
1005
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,331
Here, go with God.
1006
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:51,091
- Here it is, doctor.
- Thank you, you can go.
1007
01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:53,282
- Say 33 twice.
- 66.
1008
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:56,769
I already know. You have calculations.
You can go now.
1009
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:58,445
- To where?
- Do exercises.
1010
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:00,802
- What do you have?
- I have rheumatism.
1011
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,803
They banned me from touching water.
What should I do?
1012
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:06,288
Take a shower. You smell like
a pig. And you even look like him.
1013
01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:09,448
- Are they finished?
- No, there's another one.
1014
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:13,121
Doctor, everything hurts. What do I do?
1015
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:15,641
- Do you have a mom and dad?
- Yes.
1016
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:18,001
Tell them to do you again,
and then come back here.
1017
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:22,841
- What it was?
- I want to retouch my nose and chest.
1018
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:26,009
The ears and the wrinkles.
How long does it take?
1019
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:29,044
- About six months.
- So much?
1020
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:30,366
- Are you a foreigner?
- Yes.
1021
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:33,290
In Italy, spare parts
arrive very late.
1022
01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:38,563
Are you here too?
What do you want?
1023
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:41,087
- I want a pill.
- What pill?
1024
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:44,210
Which? The contraceptive pill.
1025
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:47,529
But you don't fucking understand.
1026
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:51,929
There are two types of ignorance,
sexual and fecal.
1027
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:55,801
I don't fucking understand.
It's sexual. You have fecal.
1028
01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:58,122
- Why?
- Because you don't understand shit.
1029
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:00,561
Where is it? Son of...
1030
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:06,447
- Doctor!
- Sorry, there was a mouse.
1031
01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,926
Calm down, ma'am. Doctor, look.
1032
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:14,688
A robbery, at the bank.
I was inside. I got shot.
1033
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:18,088
Give me water. Calm down.
Yes, understood.
1034
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:24,722
They hit me, doctor.
I have a hole. I'm sure.
1035
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:26,530
Come on, drink.
1036
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:36,484
Here's the hole. See?
1037
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:38,649
Doctor, what do I write?
Madam's consultation...?
1038
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:42,242
Mrs. Gruyére, of course.
Damn, it made me sweat.
1039
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:44,727
- There you go, sister.
- Lie down.
1040
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:47,724
- What do you have?
- My breath stinks.
1041
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,251
Don't listen. Let's see.
1042
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:54,246
- What should I do?
- Flush the toilet.
1043
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:58,044
Where is the old woman?
1044
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:03,129
- Have you seen grandma?
- No. And you, did you see the inspector?
1045
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:06,403
- No way.
- Mario, did you find your mother?
1046
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:08,682
No, I looked for her everywhere.
1047
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:11,451
- You are mine.
- Not enough for you?
1048
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,280
Silence.
1049
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:23,690
- Mom, we have to look for the inspector.
- I want to know.
1050
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:28,442
This son of Britain
stole my one month's pension.
1051
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:32,122
- I'm not leaving until I win.
- You can't beat me.
1052
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:34,766
I'll leave him in his underwear.
1053
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:39,807
- More, doctor.
- Yes, more of the same.
1054
01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:43,123
Yes, more, more. Keep going, doctor.
1055
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:45,130
Again, doctor.
1056
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:49,526
- I don't feel anything.
- I feel it. More.
1057
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:54,121
One moment,
Now I feel something.
1058
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:56,251
AQOFa!
1059
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:01,251
- What is that?
- It's for you, doctor.
1060
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:05,441
- Doctor, I...
- Quiet, don't say anything.
1061
01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:07,324
- You were mad at your wife.
- Yes.
1062
01:15:07,440 --> 01:15:10,364
They were in the kitchen
arranging the vegetables.
1063
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:12,164
How do you know?
1064
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:16,007
It's obvious.
You still have the knife stuck out.
1065
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:18,810
What do you have?
1066
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:24,651
- I have severe intestinal pain.
- And then?
1067
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:26,928
I fart a lot.
1068
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:31,086
But they don't make noise
They don't even smell bad.
1069
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,527
- How lucky.
- For example...
1070
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:36,806
What can I do?
1071
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:43,165
- You have to go to the ENT.
- Why?
1072
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:45,521
First, you have hearing problems.
1073
01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:49,366
Second, you have a blocked nose!
1074
01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:50,806
Damn.
1075
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:53,282
Doctor, the analysis.
1076
01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:57,724
- Well, there's sugar in the urine.
- Of course, I'm diabetic.
1077
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:00,889
- It's normal for a diabetic.
- But you have clods.
1078
01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:05,284
- What can we do?
- A coffee transfusion.
1079
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:08,402
- Doctor, do something.
- What's going on?
1080
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:13,925
- I don't like my wife's face.
- No? Me either.
1081
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:16,520
Did you marry her?
Hold on.
1082
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:19,526
Doctor, the patient is ready.
1083
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:22,121
Quickly. Say 33.
1084
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:24,447
- 33, 33, 33...
- 33...
1085
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:40,764
Doctor, I feel bad.
1086
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:44,011
My God, how long
will I have slept?
1087
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:48,406
From...
1088
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:50,847
From... From...
1089
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,804
Sunday!
1090
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,844
- Do you know my name?
- Of course.
1091
01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:58,042
I'm 24 years old
1092
01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:00,686
and I already made love
with 82 men in uniform,
1093
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:02,604
74 undercover...
1094
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:06,491
and the municipal band
from Santa Maria Capua Vetere.
1095
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:08,921
- Yes?
- Do you think I'm a nymphomaniac?
1096
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:11,884
- I think I should...
- Yes, I'm a nymphomaniac.
1097
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:16,040
Doctor, do anything.
1098
01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:20,684
I'm a nymphomaniac, yes.
Yes, do anything.
1099
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,564
Doctor, I beg you.
1100
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:25,202
Where do I start?
One moment.
1101
01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:27,250
Yes, I can't take it.
1102
01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:31,649
Everyone on the street. The consultations are over.
I'll be back in 12 hours.
1103
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:36,250
Well, 24. Anyway, all week
and there is no more talk about it.
1104
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:40,406
- I'm going now.
- Come on, doctor.
1105
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:43,450
I'm going now. My God,
It's going to give me something bad.
1106
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:45,204
I need you.
1107
01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,289
My God.
They're going to give me two little bad things.
1108
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,721
- Quickly, doctor.
- My God, the third bad thing.
1109
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:53,451
- And the fourth.
- I can't take it anymore.
1110
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,645
And that's it.
1111
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:04,771
- And this one?
- Hemorrhoids.
1112
01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:09,681
- Rectal probe, then we will operate.
- Very good.
1113
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:14,928
- And this one?
- Hemorrhoids.
1114
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:19,489
- Other?
- Gasperoni ordered them to be put together.
1115
01:18:19,640 --> 01:18:24,089
If he said...
A probe too.
1116
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:25,366
Very good.
1117
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:33,368
- Gasperoni, we were talking about you.
- Yes?
1118
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:36,370
- How about the voice?
- It's better.
1119
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:39,962
- What did they do to her?
- Mouth probe.
1120
01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:43,403
I see you are much better.
Do you need anything?
1121
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:44,965
- Yes.
- Say it.
1122
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:47,043
Let the probes change.
1123
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:54,084
- Come on, uncle, quickly.
- Where did they put him?
1124
01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:55,526
It's there.
1125
01:18:55,880 --> 01:18:58,281
- Yes, let's go.
- Careful.
1126
01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:03,049
- Alvaro, we already found him.
- Do you know who the inspector is?
1127
01:19:03,160 --> 01:19:04,685
- Yes.
- Who is it?
1128
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:09,089
- He's lame, he's on the fourth floor.
- No. It's one that only has one eye.
1129
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:13,808
- No, it's a calm.
- No, it's one with glasses.
1130
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:19,166
- It's the skinny guy on the third floor.
- No, it's not that one.
1131
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:25,849
- I don't understand anything.
- Grandma, don't start too.
1132
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,048
Who is it? I don't understand.
1133
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:30,845
It's him. Who is it? It's him.
1134
01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:35,886
- Sorry.
- It's him. What did I tell you?
1135
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:39,801
- What...?
- Dr. Gasperoni.
1136
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:43,686
Dr. Bianchi.
Caixa Inspector.
1137
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:45,086
Yes. And then?
1138
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:47,290
- Are you sure?
- Yes. It's him.
1139
01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:52,248
I didn't want to admit myself. asked me
the sheets and the medicine.
1140
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:57,526
And on the bed, as if it were made of gold,
He asked me for 500,000 Iiras.
1141
01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:00,928
- I?
- Gasperoni, it's a shame.
1142
01:20:01,280 --> 01:20:02,964
I trusted you.
1143
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:07,483
I appointed him deputy director
and Gasperoni is a criminal.
1144
01:20:07,600 --> 01:20:09,568
- An evil what?
- A thief.
1145
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:11,290
- A ruffian.
- A delinquent.
1146
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:16,440
An ignoble being who takes advantage
of patients to get rich.
1147
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:19,451
Dr. Gasperoni, you are fired.
1148
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:23,487
And remember that to be a doctor
three things are needed.
1149
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:27,844
- Righteousness, righteousness and righteousness.
- You got lost, Gasperoni.
1150
01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:30,327
Of course, from following so much in a straight line.
1151
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:36,324
You will never be able to work again
in a public hospital.
1152
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:38,211
Never again!
1153
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,289
- Still.
- Calm down.
1154
01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:46,760
- Daddy.
- I solve everything.
1155
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:53,570
Everyone in their place.
Wait, a little order.
1156
01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:56,087
You there, further back.
You're already fine.
1157
01:20:57,120 --> 01:21:01,011
Mommy, you in front are small.
1158
01:21:01,480 --> 01:21:05,530
- Let us immortalize this day.
- Come together.
1159
01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:10,682
Come together. Don't exaggerate.
They look like canned sardines.
1160
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,208
My God. I feel bad.
1161
01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:18,407
- The chair.
- Sit down.
1162
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:23,720
- I don't feel well.
- Dad doesn't feel well.
1163
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:26,724
- You're sick. Fortunately.
- Fortunately?
1164
01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:28,723
Why still good?
1165
01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:32,640
Of course, for everything you've done
for me. I am happy.
1166
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:35,445
- Are you happy to be sick?
- So I can take care of you.
1167
01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:38,484
Well, if you take charge...
Will you take care of me?
1168
01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:42,091
- Are you crazy?
- Quiet.
1169
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:55,685
Translation and Subtitling
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